Lessons in Torture Life


.. Jinsei-san..?


Mm,? What’s up, Nova?


Can I ask you a serious question? =O


Oh dear… I think I know what this is about.

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Dissension in the Ranks


First, we’ll start by unleashing a hoarde of mice inside the kitchen to prevent any escape from there should he suddenly feel the need for a quick snack. The TV in the living room will be blaring teletubbies which will repeal any person of sane mind from that room as well.


Meanwhile, you’ll take the rocket-propelled grenades and nuclear warhead to the bathroom next to his office and hack some holes through the walls to launch them through. After I’ve parked the armored tank outside the window for our escape, I’ll sneak outside the hallway with the machete and machine gun and toss in some Limburger cheese before charging in after you release the explosives.

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Rescue Mission


laaaa di daaaa~


I can’t believe they don’t even have cable TV! How am I supposed to stay entertained here? D:


Nova??

Ooh! Someone’s come to save me! :D


I think I can guess who’s to blame on this one. ^_^;;


Geeeez.. Hold on, let me untie those for you. That bastard’s gonna get an earful from me later! Sadistic ass, tying up innocent little kids like this! >E

Isn’t it awful? I can’t imagine what I did to deserve this!


Oh? Why don’t you give me that earful now, hmm?

Um….. Shit!

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