Attn: Yuki


Attention Yuki - We did in fact recieve your package, but I must say there’s a few things about it’s contents that I’d like clarified.


For instance this shirt.


It alone would not be a problem, but when you include it with this….


.. hat ….. I must say I’m perplexed. Am I supposed to be a catboy or a puppy dog here? You’re sending mixed messages, and can only conclude that you (and everyone else) seem to want me to turn into some sort of anthromorpic character. Which I do not understand (nor particularly enjoy the thought of) in the least.


Silly! You’re neither one, of course.

Good!


Cause you’re my teddy bear! <3

…………….


I can live with that one.