ATTN: Tsukisou


Fine. We’ll play this your way.


Dear Tsukisou, as your master I must say I’m greatly disappointed in you. Have I not ordered you to stay away from that bastard Uno countless times by now? You are my servant and you will obey my commands or there will be hell to pay.


Breaking off contact with Uno was the smartest thing you’ve ever done. You need not concern yourself with him anymore, let alone with some battle to the death. You have more important things to worry about, like doing my laundry and tying my shoes because god knows I don’t know how to.


Now give up this stupid infatuation with that lost cause and make me my dinner while I go flirt with Manx in blatant disregard to your loyalty to me. And don’t forget to press my good suit for tommorrow as I have a long list of people to seduce then. Got it?

Tsuki Strikes Back


Shikai-sama. I hope you comprehend that your little charade is like a katana thrust deep into my already wounded heart. This has provoked me to unleash upon you my awe-inspiring mastery of the English language and divulge what I truly feel about your contribution to this never-ending crossover:

BLEAGH.


I will not stand for this. A public display of my would-be successors to Uno-sama’s heart is just too much for me to bear. Did you think me so meek to just sit and do nothing while you invite people to feast upon his clement person as if he were a roast pig? Preposterous!


And do not think that I blundered into your territory without a purpose. Yes, I do not have my trademark glasses, and I am blind, Shikai-sama, BLIND WITH RAGE. I understand that Uno-sama has a right to be happy with another person who may – or hopefully, not – be as eloquent and ladylike as I am, but he makes beautiful music when he’s sad, and I want him to make me more – say, an entire solo album. Besides, isn’t he awful cute when he’s crying?


Therefore, I challenge you to a duel.


To the death.


Besides, there can only be so many F-28s on this planet.

The Best for Last: Final Set


“You want to get to know me better? PICK ME, YOU SCHMUCK.”


“I used to have a lot of pretendants but the human world is different
and I’m lonely *sigh* I wish to find a artistic and intelligent man,
who could very well be Uno. I’m a fairly respected singer and I own
several big old silent mensions to rest and protect my collection of
old manuscrits – I’m a nostalgic. Dear Uno, we could be a muse to each
other and share softness in a peaceful nest. For a Loved One, I’m a
very good cook and I like to do my best for his happiness – I like
when it’s reciprocal too. People say I’m short, but it’s not true;
don’t listen to them.”

Entry for constestants is now closed. Thank you to all who participated- Stay tuned for the Question and Answer Section.

Rounding out the Feild: Set Three


“What’s not to like with Uno? A rich, sexy guitar player in a
successful band who can still look good in girly lingerie. His pajamas
could perhaps do with some updating (it’s called silk), but it’s okay,
I know I can’t expect everything. And of course there’s the added
bonus of the gorgeous Ms Minuet being close at hand. With the rumours
about the two of them, I’m sure the three of us could have some fun.
As for why he should pick me, I should think it’s obvious. I’m
handsome, dashing, rich and I’m perfectly okay with him cavorting
about in a blond wig and lacy underwear.”


“Since my human hasn’t brought any beautiful men home to me that are of
proper age, and because she doesn’t let me out to procure them on my own, I
thought I might try this mortal way of catching men. Uno is very beautiful
for a mortal and has a dark intensity inside him that I find quite
intriguing. Besides, what mortal would pass at a chance to taste Sidhe
flesh?”

A Woman’s Touch: Set Two


“I am a vivacious, intelligent woman who is equally at home with wild parties and quiet conversation. I am no stranger to fame, which I would imagine pursues the enigmatic Uno at every turn, but I am very willing to escape from it all. I have the option of no breasts OR big breasts, should Uno be more comfortable with the flat-chested look. I know how to please a man. I have had much varied experience in this field, and reams of good advice from my *ahem* friend Sadame. I am (very) petite in frame, and would probably fit in Uno’s hand luggage. This would save on the costs of plane tickets. I am also absolutely gorgeous.

I would like to date Uno because I have never dated a musician before. Uno is also hot. I think Uno needs someone as different from his previous objet d’amour as possible. Therefore, I am the perfect candidate.”


“Dearest Uno,
I pray that thou shoudst not let thyself fall thus into the dreadful depths of depression and self-recriminations. Thy beauty and light hath touched many, shalt thou let it fade? For One?

Ah Such a One!

In truth, in spite that the One thou pinest for is much worthy of thine’s fullest affection, he is undeniably, terribly, bound to Another. Perhaps tis better thus.

Twill be a colossal task indeed, to forget one such as He.

Wouldst thou have me, methinks that I would much wish to aid thee in this..recovery, and mayhaps in time even bring thee some small happiness.

A Most True Admirer”

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