Partyline: Interception


“Hello? May I speak with Tsukisou? I’ve something here that might be of interest to him.”

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Sorry kid, but whoever that is, he doesn’t live here.


Did you find someone new to torment, only to fuck it up by dailing the wrong number?

Liberation


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A Public Service Announcement


Today, we are going to talk about a very serious subject- DRAMA. (Drastic Reactions Against Minor Arguments.) Now Drama is bad, mmmkay? It’s a dangerous issue that effects everyone and can cause an enormous amount of damage (Or perverse bursts of laughter/amusement depending on your standpoint) and which can very often be easily avoided.


When you participate in drama, not only does it make you and your “adversary” misrable, it also makes the friends of both parties miserable, which in turn makes all their friends miserable, etc etc. Which also means that us, the charges of said humans participating in said drama quickly become quite miserable as well. And frankly, life is quite good at being miserable all on it’s own without help from needless drama.


So next time you see drama beginning to show.. Stop! Think about just what you’re doing. If not for your own peace of mind, for your friends and for us. Think of the children! (Like me.) Cause otherwise I might grow up full of angst and turn into a serial killer, or a suicide bomber, or Bill Gates. (Shikai insists that he’s evil.) Try to stay civil, or if you can’t, keep your mouth shut. Or agree to disagree. (Whatever that means.)


So remember! Only YOU can prevent flame wars. Just say NO!

Disclaimer: This is in no way directed at any one person, group or entity and is meant purely to entertain/make everyone laugh. Cause god knows, we could always use more of that! ^__^

Correspondence

In response to a recently received email from Sadame in regards to “Compromising Situations”

Dearest Sadame:


It’s always such a pleasure to see your endless amounts of vainity junking up my inbox. But in any case, it doesn’t surprise me that you enjoyed my first and last foray into cross-dressing. I’d say I’m thrilled that you enjoyed it so much except I’d be lying.


In any case, I do appreciate the desire to show a bit of good will, though having everyone else dress in drag wasn’t exactly what I was expecting. Though I must say, it will likely suit you much more than myself. As for what to wear, don’t ask me. I know next to nothing of fashion nor do I have much will to learn. I’d get Leigh to make a few suggestions, except my human doesn’t wear makeup, nail polish or anything like that and dresses like a man, so I doubt she’d be much help either. I’m sure you’d be able to choose something fitting for the occasion much better than I could. (Though if you go with a long gown as you suggested, perhaps something with slits up to the thigh, since I know how much you love to show off that skin you prize so dearly?)

And I think I’ve told you countless times by now that unless you dye your hair orange, undergo some facial tattoo work, and get some serious personality realignment, you’ve no hope of getting in my pants. Though you’re still free to beg however, as you never look better than when you’re on your knees. >)


-Shikai
*click*

Email sent.

Taking up the Torch


*Singing in background* I feeel prettyy~! Ooh soo pre–

*twitch* Goddammit, would you please STFU kthnx. >>


You are absolutely no fun whatsoever. *rolls eyes*