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Dissension in the Ranks

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First, we’ll start by unleashing a hoarde of mice inside the kitchen to prevent any escape from there should he suddenly feel the need for a quick snack. The TV in the living room will be blaring teletubbies which will repeal any person of sane mind from that room as well.

Meanwhile, you’ll take the rocket-propelled grenades and nuclear warhead to the bathroom next to his office and hack some holes through the walls to launch them through. After I’ve parked the armored tank outside the window for our escape, I’ll sneak outside the hallway with the machete and machine gun and toss in some Limburger cheese before charging in after you release the explosives.

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April 24, 2006 @ 9:53 pm

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See you in Hell

Filed under Quay, Vikas, Laugh or We'll Shoot

That should just about do it…

At least until the I begin phase two.

…? What this?

Hi.

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March 10, 2006 @ 5:43 pm

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Birthday Boy

Filed under Vikas, Special Events

Vikas our resident midget, the (more or less) innocent party, the not-quite-sucessful zombie hunter who is rapidly becoming more corrupted by the likes of us not-so gentlemenly persons surrounding him has graced us with his presence for a year today. He was the first to arrive on Leigh’s doorstep (though as you all can tell certainly not the last) and will continue to pester us all for years to come.

His shirt, which reads “Don’t give me weapons” is a gift from Lilly aka bluegirlwish. Please pay attention to it’s message not only for your safety, but for ours.