A Time to Kill


What the hell are you doing? Trying to kill people or aspiring to be roadkill?

Lest you have forgotten, I am a professional assassin, thank you very much!


You’d never guess from the way you’re playing. I doubt you hop around like a jackrabbit in heat when you’re on a mission, so don’t do it here for god’s sake!

Well, maybe if you didn’t make so much NOISE, I could concentrate! XP

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Of Not-So-Peaceful Truces


Thank god.


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Happy Birthday, Nova!

May first marked Terranova’s birthday, which we here at No Gentlemen were quite honored to host her for! (Unfortunately for us, Leigh has been busy and just now got a chance to take a few birthday shots.) XD; In any case, from all of us here…


It’s good to be the queen! :D

Lessons in Torture Life


.. Jinsei-san..?


Mm,? What’s up, Nova?


Can I ask you a serious question? =O


Oh dear… I think I know what this is about.

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Dissension in the Ranks


First, we’ll start by unleashing a hoarde of mice inside the kitchen to prevent any escape from there should he suddenly feel the need for a quick snack. The TV in the living room will be blaring teletubbies which will repeal any person of sane mind from that room as well.


Meanwhile, you’ll take the rocket-propelled grenades and nuclear warhead to the bathroom next to his office and hack some holes through the walls to launch them through. After I’ve parked the armored tank outside the window for our escape, I’ll sneak outside the hallway with the machete and machine gun and toss in some Limburger cheese before charging in after you release the explosives.

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